Canada: "Show us your tits!" (and naughty bits)

grab bag, politics, society, wackiness

Oh Canada!
A fleshy tribute written by yours truly

Canada has a shortage of boobs
The inflatable kind, like inner tubes
They’ve auditioned hot strippers from far off lands
Inspectors coo-coo’ing “Oh, you’re in good hands!”

“So! You want a green card, eh.
Take off hose or just dance away!”
Now this is “research” I’d like to do.
Deciding which gals I’d allow to come through.

Alas, in a fit of puritanical zeal
Some Canucks have cried out a moral appeal
“Our staffs shouldn’t be in these womens’ affairs!
For Lord, it’s a sin what must go on downstairs!”

The program’s been halted, political landscape: shaken
“Gentleman” now faced with more *Canadian* bacon
Spurned in the quest for a naked melting pot
Politicians and strip clubs have at least learned a lot.

— Source material: Canada Invites Strippers and Gets Scrutiny

2 comments… add one
  • dude May 31, 2007

    werid 😉

  • Russell Jul 29, 2008

    gezza im from the uk , and trust me there are loads of people here just waitin for a chance to move to canada , green card or not , but belive me i have seen women om across the globe in various states of undress (mostly starkers tho), English – frumpy . French – misreble . German – hairy (WYYYWWW) . Russian – not bad a little cheap tho .Yanks – false as me mums teeth . Ausie – there all called Shiela (WTF).South African – all got aids man (Fit tho an i used to live there)  Chinks (fit ones are by far the best)
    they are the most sexy breed around and as far as strippers go you should only let them in . but i am yet to be blessed with a lap dance from a fabled canadian bird , need to know what them darlins are like !!!!

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