I recently got back from a big Lindy Exchange and have much to talk about.
But for the moment, let me raise the unique issue of a Cranium-Fetish’d Cat.
When sleeping over at some random girl’s place (more on that later), I suddenly felt something warm and fuzzy attach itself to my cranium, whereupon I heard loud jackhammering noises. Attempting to move my head was futile (the cat was stuck), and forcibly lifting the cat resulted in the feline repositioning herself on the back of my neck where her “purring” was like a heavy vibrating furry dust brush, though I admit I haven’t actually slept with a heavy vibrating furry dust brush to make a fair comparison. Anyway, is this cat normal, or did my otherwise charming hostess happen to raise a mutant creature?