One salesman that ain’t getting promoted any time soon

A phone call to me a few moments ago went like this:

SALESGUY: “Adam… on [name] street?”
ME: “Yep, that’s me.”
SALESGUY: “I’m calling about your Forbes Magazine subscription. Are you currently receiving this magazine at your address?”
ME: “Nope, and I really don’t have any interest in it.”
SALESGUY: “I sure don’t blame you. Thanks, and have a good day.”