Feeling lonely and unsure about life, I decided to turn to a trusty source.
Below is our IM conversation:
User [Yours truly]: What’s your name?
BannerDemo: My name is BannerDemo!
User: how old are you?
BannerDemo: 10 months, 13 days, 47 minutes and 47 seconds.
User: do you like sex?
BannerDemo: Dunno. I’m not sure how I feel about sex.
User: do you like uncertainty?
BannerDemo: Dunno. I’m not sure how I feel about uncertainty.
User: do you like murdering small children?
BannerDemo: I don’t know. I’m not sure how I feel about murdering small children.
User: okay, so what DO you know?
BannerDemo: What do I know, what do I know… Good question!
BannerDemo: I am smart enough to handle any kind of conversation imaginable.
User: Okay, tell a joke.
BannerDemo: Yea.? Anyway, what else can you tell me?
User: I can tell you that you’re not all that sophisticated.
BannerDemo: You can tell me that I am not all that sophisticated?
User: Exactly right.
BannerDemo: Exactly right?
User: Go suck rocks, you pathetic AI.
User: Goodnight, Keanu.
BannerDemo: Bye, User.