Yesterday, I bought “Wii Fit” (a balance board + training CD). I decided I was really committed to exercise more and eat right. Today, unfortunately, I missed breakfast due to a dentist appointment and came into work late. I grabbed a pack of cashews… not too bad.
And that’s when it happened. Charles walked by my desk.
“Cafe 150?” he suggested.
“I just ate a bit ago, but thanks. I’ll grab lunch later.”
“Seared ahi tuna!” he added, temptingly.
(Hmm, I thought to myself, that sounds pretty healthy).
“And prime rib. And buffalo wings!”
Oh boy. Maybe I’ll go and just eat the tuna.
I did, but I didn’t. What I did have was this:
– Chef salad
– Seared ahi tuna with wasabi crème fraiche
– Prime rib with horseradish cream
– Rice pilaf with almonds, onions, carrots, and peas
– Steam spring veggies with butter and parsley
– Saffron rice
One of the chefs was walking by and kindly pointed out an intriguing big brown vat. This, then, led me to
– Chocolate-peanut-butter-milk
Right next to it was the dessert table. Being the disciplined guy that I am, I just grabbed one… to go, even. Which resulted in my procurement of
– Apricot Caramel bread pudding
with blackberries, condensed milk, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice; served with chocolate cream cheese
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With some off-the-napkin calculations, I believe it would take approximately 42 hours of intensive aerobics with the Wii Fit to burn the calories I’ve just consumed.
This, I think, could be classified as EPIC DIET FAIL :-\
What do you think?